Saturday, 31 October 2015

Pet hates

I have a few, and at least three of them come along more or less concurrently at this time of year. So, at the risk of being called a curmudgeon, or worse, and in chronological order:

1) Halloween. A totally unwelcome American import, as far as I'm concerned. And one which seems to be going the way of other 'marketing opportunity' dates, by expanding from a day to a week, to who knows how long in future - one local chain of bakeries began advertising Halloween-related products at least six weeks ago.

2) Bonfire Night. 'Remember, remember the fifth of November'. Except that it's been smeared out into the best part of a fortnight now, everywhere sounding like the Somme for days on end - there were fireworks, more than one lot, being set off around here last night, almost a week before the 'official' date, and I have no doubt they'll still be going off for several days after next Thursday, too. Apart from the spectacle of good money literally going up in smoke, never a year passes without people, often children, being seriously injured in firework accidents. Indefensible, in my opinion.

3) 'Poppy Day'. The one that would be most likely to earn me hate mail, but sobeit. There has been a tendency in recent years, perhaps as far back as the Falklands conflict, for those who choose not to wear the Royal British Legion's symbol of remembrance to be vilified as being disrespectful and unpatriotic, but since the Gulf Wars/Afghanistan conflict, that vilification has been ratcheted up to a disturbing degree. Barbara Windsor, that well-known fount of erudition, was quoted a couple of days ago as saying those who don't wear poppies should 'sod off'. As in get out of the country, presumably. Well, I've got news for you, Ms Windsor. I'm never going to wear a poppy, and I'm not going anywhere. And I'll readily tell you, or anyone else, the two linked sociopolitical reasons why. The first is to do with the way my dad, and thousands of others in his position, were treated in this country. My dad was a coal miner, starting work in one of the collieries of the now-defunct Kent coalfield in 1940, when he was 14. By the time he was 18, he'd effectively been 'conscripted' to continue in that line of work, as one of the so-called 'Bevin Boys', and wasn't 'demobbed' from that status until 1952, obviously well after the end of the Second World War. By that time, he knew nothing else, and eventually worked in the mine for 45 years, ruining his health and shortening his life by, perhaps, decades in the process. And what did he get for that lifetime of service on his retirement? Nothing. Not even a letter of appreciation. In fact, when he died, less than a year later, my mum was 'rewarded' further by having her free coal allowance stopped, because, being five years younger than my dad, she was still working, and apparently earned too much (in what, by today's standards, was very much a 'national minimum wage' job) to qualify for the 'perk'. 'A country fit for heroes'. Yeah, right. And how often are the 'Bevin Boys' mentioned around Remembrance Day, despite their vital contribution to the war effort? Never, as far as I can recall. The second element of my distaste for the shallow hagiography that the poppy represents for me is more overtly political. And it's this. Ultimately, wars are almost always fought, certainly in the modern era, exclusively by the poor to protect the power, wealth and privilege of the few, the social and cultural 'elites' and their sycophants. If casualties of those 'resource wars' need financial support, let the people who have reaped the financial rewards of the sacrifices of others foot the bill. A couple of percent on the tax rates of the richest in society would raise far more than the small change of the 'person in the street' being dropped into collection boxes. Johnson said 'patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel'. Especially, in my opinion, the kind of superficial uber-patriotism typified by Barbara Windsor's remarks.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Friendly fire?

Over the past couple of days, I've been on the same shift as my relatively new, openly gay colleague - he's now finished the 'classroom' part of his training, and is into the 'on the job' familiarisation. He hasn't been the focus of as much hostility as I thought he might face, and I think part of that, at least, is because he's unashamed, quite rightly, of his sexuality, and more than ready to turn any snide remarks back on their authors. There was some 'banter' this afternoon about a supposedly 'boyish' female celebrity, and someone asked the gay guy 'would you?', or words to that effect. His reply, without a missed beat, was 'Why not just have a boy?'. Damn bloody right, I thought, and I wasn't far from saying so, although I'm sure his idea of a 'boy' is on the opposite side of the line of legality from mine. It's not the first time I've come close to outing myself by openly agreeing with something he's said, and it would be ironic indeed if I did just that in response to a comment from an 'ally' rather than an adversary.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Monday, 26 October 2015

One foot in the grave

So, the World Health Organisation has apparently announced that sausages (and other processed meats) are as much as a risk factor for cancer as tobacco and asbestos. Guess what I'm having for lunch?!

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Sunday, 25 October 2015

I could easily have fallen in love

With the most adorable little guy on my train to work this afternoon. He was about the same age as Cammy, 8/9, cute without being supercute, but just so bubbly and happy, and bright with it - when his dad asked him if he was ready to get off (no, no, don't get off, was my unspoken reaction!) at their destination, his reply was 'I was born ready!', which undoubtedly took the man aback more than a little! Cynics might well disbelieve me, but the 'hook' wasn't sex, not for a moment. It was sheer personality. I wanted him to be my new best friend. Instead, of course, he'll be another 'ghost', and I'll never see him again, in any plausible circumstances. Life, don't talk to me about life, as Marvin memorably said.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Winter is here again

I guess I say this in some shape or form most years, but today is absolutely my least favourite day in the whole calendar - the day the clocks go back to GMT, as they did in the early hours of this morning, meaning that it will be dark at something like 5:00 this evening. Knowing that there are five whole months of dark evenings to endure really doesn't do anything for my spirits at all.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Friday, 23 October 2015

Not fair!

In which I do my best Violet Elizabeth Bott impression, and stamp my little (OK, overly large) foot. Most schools are on their half term break next week (K actually finished yesterday, given that she doesn't have any timetabled lessons on a Friday, and has a dispensation to 'work from home' rather than having to go in just to get a tick in the register, albeit today's working from home consisted of her travelling to the Midlands to spend a long weekend with her mother), but I'm basically going to miss the whole bloody thing, because I'm working throughout, lates until Tuesday, then another four night shifts at the end of the week. All those cutie spotting opportunities, snatched from my grasp! That said, some schools seem already to have finished, because there were more than a few school age guys out and about in 'civvies' when I was on my way to work this afternoon, most notably a 13/14 lovely who looked like a cross between my cousin, my darling boy (apposite, given that I was writing about him, or his avatar, at least, at that very age in my ongoing work on my new story this morning) and R, who longer term readers might remember as my schoolfriend who was the first boy I ever fell in love with. Would that I could've spirited him away to the counterfactual near future of my fictional world, and lived happily ever after.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

It's taken a while....

....but I finally made it to my first Gresham College lecture today. I first came across the organisation, which, among other things, presents free public lectures on various academic subjects, about three years ago when I was searching online for potentially interesting things to do in London, and had looked several times at the forthcoming events section of their website, but, for one reason or another, I'd never actually got around to attending. Given the length of time I'd been planning to go, it was probably inevitable that actually doing it would be more or less impromptu, and that, indeed, was the case - I looked online yesterday to see if there was anything happening during my time off at the end of next month, only to find a lecture on Einstein's 1905 papers (including those on the photoelectric effect, for which he won his Nobel prize, and on Special Relativity) was scheduled for today. And very interesting it was, too, pitched at a 'general reader' rather than at an esoteric level, and while it didn't really teach me much I didn't already know, it did bring aspects of the subject together in a novel way. I certainly hope my first Gresham College moment won't be my last.

Love & best wishes to all
Sammy B